My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
Just a friendly reminder that animals will FUCKING KILL YOU given the chance.
That last one’s a manatee are you seriously suggesting that a manatee would try to kill you because they won’t, they’ll just flot next to you and hug you and make you a cup of tea.
Wrong again sir, everything on this list would destroy your fucking world in .2 seconds.
I’m not going to say I understand your situation because honestly, I don’t. You know what though? Maybe that was your time to confess because I would be more than happy to help you.